PSR Funny Proverbs
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FUNNY Proverb
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
FUNNY Proverb
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sons Hose A and Hose B?
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sons Hose A and Hose B?
FUNNY Proverb
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
FUNNY Proverb
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
FUNNY Monologue
I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it.
I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it.
FUNNY Proverb
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
FUNNY Proverb
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
FUNNY Proverb
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
FUNNY Short Joke
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.
FUNNY Proverb
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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